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20051209

Read This!

I got this sent to me in my pogo email from Jon. At first I wasn't gonna read it cause I delete all my mail from there, ha, but anyway.. it's so funny!

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
Vista Industrial, Vista CA.

TO: All Employees
DATE: 4th November 2005
RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place
on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room
at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks!

We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to
sing along. And don't be surprised if the Boss shows up dressed as
Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00 p.m.. Exchange of
gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift should
be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.
This gathering is only for employees! The Boss will make a special
announcement at the Party.

Merry Christmas to you and your Family.

Pauline

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director>Vista Industrial, CA
TO: All Employees
DATE: 5th November 2005
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which
often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on we're calling it our 'Holiday Party'.. The same
policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians. There will
be no Christmas tree or Christmas carols sung. We will have
other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family,

Pauline.

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FROM; Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
Vista Industrial, CA

TO: All Employees
DATE: 6th November 2005
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
requesting a non-drinking table...you didn't sign your name. I'm happy
to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads,
"AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore!!!! How am I supposed to
handle this? Somebody? Forget about the gift exchange. No gift
exchange allowed now since the Union Officials feel that $10.00 is too
much
money and Management believe $10.00 is a little cheap. NO GIFT EXCHANGE
WILL BE ALLOWED.
Pauline.

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
Vista Industrial, CA

TO: All Employees
DATE: 7th November 2005
RE: Holiday Part

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the
Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking
during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can
appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our
Muslim employees' beliefs, perhaps the Grill House can hold off on
serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package
everything up for you to take home in a little foil doggy bag. Will that
work?

Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest
from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest
to the toilets, Gays are allowed to sit with each other, Lesbians do not
have to sit with gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there
will be flower arrangements for the gay men's table too.
To the person asking permission to cross dress - no cross dressing
allowed. We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will
be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the
food we suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the
food first.. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the
restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss
anything?!?!?!?!

Pauline.

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
Vista Industrial, CA

TO: All F****** Employees
DATE: 8 November 2005
RE: The ******** Holiday Party.

Vegetarian pricks... I've had it with you people !!! We're going to keep
this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit
quietly at the table furthest from the "Grill of Death", as you so
quaintly put it, you'll get your f****** salad bar, including organic
tomatoes.

But you know tomatoes have feeling too; they scream when you slice them.
I've heard them scream. I'm hearing the scream right NOW!! I hope you
all have a rotten holiday, drink, then drive, and then die.

From,
The B---- from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FROM: John Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: 9th November 2005
RE: Pauline Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy
recovery, and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the
meantime, the Management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and
instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full
pay.

20051129

"WaaaaRRM!"

waaaah i'm hoooot...and bored. haven't been out since frid-ya, yos. and i need to do my christmas shopping before all the slow moving slowbies crowd every freakin' store as one big herd. ::mooooo:: i might just buy stuff from online :-\ ohhhh groo how i miss thee. ha! tonight's phoney phone phone call was silly. whatcha gonna do on your birfday this week? besides school and workey...

ma wanted me to let you know that on thursday, starbucks is having a free coffee tasting thingy. well, at least they are up here. but you could check the starbucks down by you. mmmm... freee coffeee.

you guys should see "In Good Company". it's funny. i love that ma and i signed up for that netflix thing. so much better than going to the video store.

i don't have to call in to work until friday.. yay! i'm scheduled for friday and saturday buuut i have to call 'em and let 'em know if my foot is better. stupid foot.. i have bruises everywhere from falling into things. hahahaha... seriously though i hurt all over. ok it's mahjong time, yos. time to blow this joint. hahaha.

20051128

It's Good, Yo!

i am happy to say that my first link is up! For all of you who have not seen War of the Worlds, you need to! and then, purchase it from my site... hehehe. Also, the soundtrack. ha! seriously it's good, though. i still need help though, Groo, on figuring out the template thing cause i still can't understand it. or Doo... if you could help, that'd be cool.

20051127

Yay Money!

Woohoo! I just joined up to Barnes & Noble's Affiliate Program. Soooo, if you people buy from the links I provide, I get paid at the end of each month with a percentage of the profits. Woohoo! You better buy from me ::shakes fist:: Of course, my site has to be approved first but I'm sure it will be because it's not "bad". anyway, i'm HOT! waaaah. I'm gonna go play mahjong now.. for a little while, at least.

20051025

Re: "I yelled at God today"

Ok so it's been a while since my last bloggy and it's been a while since Doo did that post. But I finally read it today because ma told me about it a few days ago. Of course she went on about how they (ma and dad) never taught us to grow up swearing, etc etc., but I decided I wanted to check it out anyway. And I just wanna say that you two are da shweetest bro and sis out dere. <3 awwWW. Much love :-*

On another note, I started work on Saturday 10/22 from 1-6 pm. It was hella fun! 1 of 2 problems though: my legs were KILLING me at the end of my shift and I only got 15 lousy minutes for a break! I had to literally shove my food down my throat.. which invariably made me feel sick during the last 3 hours of my shift. The big upside though was that a guy which works at the kiosk in front of the store kept lookin at me all day ::giggle:: and then he came over to the store later and talked to me. He's cute. And has an accent. ::Hee:: So now they only scheduled me for this Saturday, again from 1-6. What's up with that, yo? And I also found out that we are getting paid for all the orientation we did. So that first day was a 4 hour orientation and I picked up my check on Monday.. it was $28.15. And I get another check on Friday! Yay I like getting paid! Ha!

I like Halloween!

*KC and the Sunshine Band*

20050825

This Day Friggin' Sucks

Need I say more? Oi. My weeks are full of endless time and non-happenings. Today was SO utterly boring, I've done nothing all day. Well, that's not entirely true. I read more of my Harry Pottery and man, oh man, is it ever getting good. ::mwahahahaha:: Groo you need to read it.

I finally started a letter to my "My Soldier" person but I haven't finished it yet. I'm gonna send away for my free "My Soldier" bracelet soon... even though it'll slide right off my bone that is my wrist. HA!

Doo... since you haven't seen her yet, this is Ham-Town, aka Ju-Ju. She's just the cutest and silliest hammy!
And you guys have to see Timmay's new puppy! He is SO cute. He's half yorkie/half pug mix. Awwww cute!

I took the blank pictures off of this post because they didn't show up. So yeah :-\

20050621

HA!

"Nobody beats me because I'm the Whiz! I'm the Whiz!"